Wyrd News from the AfterWyrd: From Soviet Spy Radios to Cursed Football Teams

We live in a strange world, and every day brings a new headline that makes you scratch your head and ask, "Is that for real?" On our podcast, we dive into the most bizarre news stories, exploring the strange, the unusual, and the downright inexplicable. This week's batch was no exception.

Here are three of the most mind-bending news stories we discussed, proving once again that reality is often stranger than fiction.

1. The Soviet Doomsday Radio That Woke Up for Trump

Imagine a radio station that has been broadcasting a continuous, monotonous buzz for decades, a chilling relic of the Cold War. This is the reality of the mysterious Russian radio station, known variously as the Buzzer, Deadhand Radio, or Judgment Day Radio. Its purpose remains classified, but it is widely believed to be part of a military system tied to Russia's nuclear arsenal.

The weirdness begins when the buzzing stops. On rare occasions, it's replaced by a series of cryptic messages—not unlike a coded broadcast for a spy network. One of the most recent incidents occurred during a phone call between Russian President Putin and Donald Trump. Was it a coincidence, or a sign that the old spy games are alive and well? We'll let you decide.

2. When Football Meets Feudal Superstition

The world of football is no stranger to superstition, but a recent story from China takes it to a new level. A third-tier football club was fined a whopping 30,000 yuan (around US$4,000) for channelling evil spirits. The team was caught placing Taoist paper talismans in their opponent’s changing room before a match. These paper charms were believed to use spirit energy to bring misfortune to the rival team.

What’s truly baffling is that this isn't an isolated incident. In 2017, another Chinese club, desperate to avoid relegation, invited 15 Taoist priests to perform rituals on the field before a crucial game. They went on to win, in what was only their second victory of the season, and ultimately avoided relegation. Whether it's a matter of genuine belief or just an attempt to mess with the opponents' heads, these stories prove that in some parts of the world, a match isn't just about skill—it's about the spirits on your side.

3. Scotland’s Seagull Crisis

And finally, for a story that sounds like a parody, we turn to Scotland. Members of the Scottish Parliament are calling for a nationwide "seagull summit" to tackle the growing problem of aggressive gulls. While it might sound like a joke, the situation is apparently quite serious. One politician reported that aggressive seagulls had attacked seven children in just one month, leaving a young girl with gashes on her scalp.

The birds are now considered a genuine threat, with some warning that people could lose their lives. It's a surreal situation to imagine politicians holding a formal summit to address a seagull problem, but it serves as a bizarre reminder that sometimes the most mundane parts of our environment can turn into a source of unexpected chaos.

The world is full of these oddities, and we love uncovering them. If you enjoy diving into the weird side of life, stay tuned for our next update.